Our Friends!

I asked my honey to write about what it's like to have love bugz and she told me this funny story:

"When he plunged all the way in, pubis to pubis, I could feel his tiny lovers crawl from his body to mine. It was the most erotic experience of my life!

A week later, whenever I scratched, I could only think of him and this lasting momento of our encounter. Our bodies are now linked in a deeply spiritual and biological way. I can barely stop touching myself and thinking of him."

After I gave my cool crabs to my boyfriend, when my best friend got them too, I knew something was up! Well, it's not the love bug's fault but they let me know what was going on behind my back. Thanks, little guys!"

-Lice Lice Baby (Jenny M.)